Came here for this. Not even trying to hide the fact they all secretly want to be Gilead wives.

It was nice of Serena Joy to make a special guest appearance:

and last but not least

Men are so sad when a violent, repugnant man is murdered. They save all their sadness up in case the murder happens; that must be why they have no fucks to spare for the victims of these men.

someone protect the pandas from splinters

I was crushing sooo hard on Taika Waititi last summer:

Totally random, but this was a very nice Dirtbag, so here’s another sort of nice, fun story for a summer Friday.

Gwyneth and Brad are getting married in the Hamptons.

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

This was a pretty uplifting Dirt Bag! Happy Friday! Congrats to Selma.

Jane was clearly a close friend. 

As a teenager, I would definitely have taken dying and/or saving civilization from a dystopian hell over telling my crushes how I felt about them.

Oh, see, I was doing okay, not crying all the time, and then this. These are real Americans, these are my people. And so are those kids.

Yes! It’s been a particulary awful news cycle this month (lifetime) and their relationship just seems so earnest that its kind of melting the cold cockles of my heart. 

agreed! I don’t know if it’s all the shitty news lately or just my inclination towards the romantic, but their little whirlwind is giving me LIFE.

Yeesh. If I were Chris Hardwick, the very last person I would want coming to my defense would be Adam Corolla. Like, I would specifically contact him the moment shit hit the fan and demand he keep our friendship a secret.

I’m finding Pete and the cat-eared Donut Licker’s relationship to be pretty entertaining. Its been a while since we’ve enjoyed a whirl-wind Hollywood romance bound for self-immolation ala Drew Barrymore, Britney, Shannen Doherty, etc (I don’t count anything Kardashian related) ... I feel this is the balm the country…

Don’t defend people you “know” when you don't know what goes on behind locked doors.