If you can’t make it through a theater showing of an animated children’s film without becoming aroused, you quite plainly should never be in a theater showing of an animated children’s film.

Thank you for not using the GoFundMe header pic. I hope she gets enough to help her get on her feet, beyond just the immediate health needs.

Reads Title .... I’m gonna procrastinate in reading this article. Maybe tomorrow.

I firmly believe Jen is really her character from “Juno” (especially latter end of the movie), and I fucking love that character (she’s a fierce, kind, shady basic) and want her to be my friend.

This is downright delightful. Bookmarked under “Self-Care, You Idiot!”

Correct.

I...feel a lot lighter and carefree all of a sudden.

She is a goddamned delight.

Chris Evans’ twitter feed is mostly him taking pictures of his dog and bitch-slapping right wingers. That’s all I need to know to consider him the best Chris. This PSA with Chris Pine puts him in close second, though.

Everytime I see one of those signs I say, “Don’t tell me what to do!”

Chris Pine might be the #1 American Chris, but Chris O’Dowd is the #1 International Chris.

He’s not a Bad Chris. He’s just the Worst Chris when you put Evans, Hemsworth and Pine up next to him.

OK, well, at least it’s not on fire, so points for that. But, uh, isn’t putting up a cross on Easter what the bad guys in the story did? I feel like the Pratts didn’t quite think this one through.

I feel like Andy would think this guy is very lame.

My favorite part about this fuckin’ jabroni opening his mouth is where he - notorious animal-abandoner - has the mf’ing stones to give anyone advice on how to give meds to a dog.

I don’t think anyone is saying he’s the worst person. Just the worst Chris.

This is what I’m feeling. I don’t think you’re alone. I don’t know what to do...obviously other than vote and call congress.

“He’s definitely the kind of guy who overuses the word ‘awesome’ to describe Jesus,” Stassa Edwards added.

You know, I try to be a good person, try to be sensitive to the needs of others around me, trying to make the world a better place, but these people! They are so evil and callous, and uncaring, how can my little bit help? I’m so far away from the southern border. I don’t know what to do to help.

He left a comment, and then a comment.