My money’s on Bob Balaban.

Can the hottie reporter play himself?

They say the Black Mamba’s heart grew three sizes that day.

God, Jill Ellis, siccing Press on a mediocre CONCACAF team that’s spent 70 minutes chasing Morgan around is just cruel.

Why did you offer “Fuck you Johnny Manziel” to Greg Hardy?

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Were Sly and the family stoned?

So what? The original Ronaldo dunked first, and many many times, specifically hundreds upon thousands of donuts, into a vat of dulce de leche.