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Thank God their publicist put out a press release! When they were driving in circles for 2 hours was Yakety Sax playing on a loop?

Oh yeah I’m absolutely sure the royal family treated her like shit because she was a commoner and not white.  I don’t think they have to keep being famous though, they are definitely worth enough millions that they should be able to live off of investments for the rest of their lives.  I just don’t think they know any…

Whoa! on the Riviera!

but this isn’t the olden days . . . when the paparazzi needed their subjects to sit absolutely still for five full minutes so the camera obscura could work.

It’s good to know the rough NY streets didn’t break any of their birdlike royal bones though.

If nothing else it’s pretty obviously that they absolutely love attention in all forms. They both seem to have had messed up childhoods so it’s not really surprising. Unfortunately, since they’re rich, everybody will cater to them rather than continually suggesting they get the help they so obviously need.

How does it last two hours? Why didn’t they, like, drive to the hotel and go inside and shut the door?

2 hours!!! Cmon. Pull the fuck over. How many innocent people could have been involved in this chase that would have ended their lives?? Not wanting to be photographed is NOT worth this. Of all people, he should know.

The primary cause of “swooshing” is that old cars had a hell of a lot more interior room than the cars of today, and most were equipped with bench seating. Add a big-ass V8 and you’ll feel like a lottery machine ping-pong ball.

This is a willy that is full of joy and optimism and hope and a desire to become the greatest chocolatier of all time.”

I went into Guardians 3 knowing nothing except that a lot of critics hated it, it was sick as hell. 10/10, no notes.

Yeah, that is definitely HR at ever company. They cannot be trusted for any reason, no matter what they say.

At the company I’m employed, I don’t always hear the problems of other member of the staff. Some due to not always being on site and others because people feel weird asking.

In what kind of workplace is asking a question like this “inappropriate”? That’s the sticking point. At my company, there are tons of issues I’m not directly involved in the decision-making of, and for literally none of them would I be reprimanded for going to my boss and asking a question about them. They may tell me…

I think “We’re not going to address it” is a valid answer for a particular EP to give, but reprimanding someone for even asking seems excessive. 

What do you view as stupid about that question?

How is that a stupid question?  Is that not something that should be on the table for it’s potential to be turned into daytime pap?

While the whole “throwing staplers” thing is excessive, a lot of these kinds of articles that spin a yarn about a toxic workplace in showbiz definitely describe probably 90+% of workplaces in the US. That’s not a good thing, but if we’re gonna shine a light behind the scenes of talk shows, it’s worth mentioning how…

Let's not forget the newsstand guy.