That’s a lot of dick punching, my dude. Would they be, like, super fast speed bag punches, or full on haymaker ball destroyers?

Can I punch him in the dick 10,000 times before he is hung? It would be cathartic, and he deserves it.

You acknowledge “whataboutism” is worthless and yet here you are, espousing nothing but whataboutisms.

I love how yelling “fake” in the middle of any argument is now a substitute for facts, information, truth, conscience, compassion, empathy, intelligence, understanding...etc.

Have you ever thought about not being a gormless dipshit?

“Ariana Grande’s Manchester Benefit Concert Raised $13 Million for Victims of the Attack”

He’s lost his mind. I used to read his strips every day in the late 90s. I worked in an office of a large company and totally identified with his humor. I even emailed him a suggestion based on something stupid that happened at our company that I’m pretty certain he used, because one of his strips was quite close to…

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

You were supposed to structure that into a question. Otherwise you are giving up on a golden opportunity to exonerate yourself from all wrong-doing by saying “Hey! I’m just asking questions!”

Anyone with a shred of human decency in New York was profoundly affected by the Saudi attacks on 9/11. This is even more so for those of us that knew people who were killed that day or succumbed to later illness.

Since right wingers love spouting off conspiracy theories, we may as well apply those theories to righties themselves: I think Scott Adams sponsored this shooting to promote his app. Prove me wrong, Scott!

And if so, why didn’t you set it on fire and barricade the door?

Who would want to?

To my knowledge, yes exactly this. In the pre-social-media days he basically indicated that he didn’t really have any sympathy for the average cube-dweller and essentially saw his strip as a way for the cube-farmers to let off steam instead of (rightfully) directing their ire at their corporate overlords. Anyway, he’s…

What the hell happened to this man? The freakin’ Pointy-Haired Boss would have enough sense not to dive into a literal massacre for self-promotion.

hahahahahahahahaha

No need for asterisks, amigo- let it flow.

His attorney is an Infowars fan! Nuff said.

I’m over twice as old as this little shit. I’ve made it this far in life without being the subject of a national news story. It’s not even something I’ve tried not to do. I just don’t go around starting shit. It’s pretty fucking easy, actually. 

Dress up like the Klan, get treated like the Klan, and MAGA hats are just the new white hood.