Please no. That’s not exciting news, it’s groan-worthy. Very few games utilize their space effectively enough to justify their size. Very, very few. Comparing them to the size of recent AC games, which are full of the same rinse-repeat content that gets stale quickly and is still full of lots of empty space, is not…

Oh, they’ll remaster them all right, and they’ll look gorgeous, but we’ll still have to deal with possibly the worst font choices of all time, somehow.

I wish all city folk a happy time virtually doing what I have to do for hours in the hot sun every weekend :(

Kids these days won’t appreciate the greatness of Pete & Pete. Fuckers.

I am still kind of shocked at Powdered Toast Man making an appearance in a Nick game in 2021.

Well, I’m not a newbie, but I’m not a long-time veteran either; I got into the series with 3 Ultimate on the Wii U, and put literally hundreds of hours into that, the 3DS one, and Generations Ultimate on the Switch, now I’m into Rise. Rise absolutely streamlines a lot of the problematic, tedious, time-consuming things…

Only concerning the originals here

God tier: 9 > 6 > 5 > 4
Great tier: Tactics > Tactics Advance > 10 > 14
Good tier: 8 > 7 > 10-2 > 3
Ugh to what the fuck tier: 12 > 15 > 13 > 11 > 1 > 2

I’ve been keeping my eye on this. It looks really fun. A nice blend of traditional RPG and Monster Hunter, and I love the art style and vibrant colors.

I love Monster Hunter but the main games are fucking tedious. I finally picked up Rise recently and, par for the course, the game does a suckass job at easing you into…

I might just grab this new model anyway just because I need a new one, through no fault of my own other than just playing the damn console. I hope this model is built better and the Joy-Cons don’t fucking drift, either. Got my Switch on launch day and 9 months later it felt like a cheap toy that broke down through no…

I literally said HAVING OPTIONS is wonderful, not that

There are a lot of fucking assholes out there in this world

1. people have to work on these things
2. this is a really good game
3. it’s ten fucking dollars

“The tricky part is how to buy this new version. If you already own Ghost of Tsushima on the PlayStation 4, you’ll be able to purchase an upgrade to the Director’s Cut for the PS4 for $20. If you own the PS4 version and want to upgrade to the PS5 version, it costs $30. If you purchase the Director’s Cut for PS4 and…

I really do like the approach Microsoft has been taking. Game Pass alone is awesome and a great start to making a wide library of games easily available going forward. I wish Nintendo would offer something like that, outside of the piddly offerings on their NSO service with ancient NES and SNES games.

Can someone with more legal knowledge explain to me why on Earth there are astronomical figures such as “$35,000 per game”? Like, that seems such an arbitrary, insanely high amount.

This transition into the next generation of consoles is an interesting one, having happened smack dab in the middle of a global pandemic that has affected, and still is affecting supply chains everywhere, and so many people are still having trouble getting these consoles. Will this generation’s lifespan be stretched…

So this is how my hobby of video gaming for 30 years will end: not with a bang, but with forced commercials. Cool. More time for playing music, then.

Dude I still don’t totally understand the idea behind ‘going into’ items and leveling them up and the post-post-game. Most confusing yet addictive game I’ve ever played. Or I’m just dumb lmao

I would absolutely love to see them do that and put out some ultra HD, super detailed Legend of Zelda game, something that looks like the big western RPGs you see on PC and the other big consoles. Not even as a mainstay for the future. Just once. Then go back and make stuff like Breath of the Wild, because they always…

How does it possibly look that bad? I bought Disgaea 5 Complete on a whim, having NO knowledge of the games, but it looks fantastic on Switch. And I’ve put 160 hours into it and still honestly don’t really know what I’m doing and at this point have to re-learn the entire game and its crazy baffling weird mechanics and…