Can’t blame you, I googled when Mission Impossible 2 came out and was way off. Couldn’t remember him without short hair before then but I forgot Legend was a thing.

Winner. I wonder though... did your brain just go “oh, it’s Tom Cruise in Legend!” and you googled it or did you just have this picture in your back pocket for years?

That doll getting crushed and the “tasukete” line... smacks of Ghost in the Shell 2.

I like thinking it as a spy joke... “if you joined as one of four classes - pyro, demo, engineer, medic, engineer, engineer, or spy”.

$40 made this a “hmm... yuuup!” for me.

Awww, I like Jenny Slate. Sad they separated. I normally don’t care about such things but I loved the idea of a funny person who is kind of attractive dating an overwhelmingly attractive person who might be funny. Such a shame.

I struggle to find a more honest reply than this. Nicely said.

Until Dawn is great for this too. The only other advice I thought of while reading: pay attention to the SO’s aiming, non-gamers think they are “bad at aiming” when they actually just need to invert the y axis.

I’m impressed you did this work at a Starbucks, that’s ballsy. If you’re fishing for compliments, well, you’ve got a big one coming.

I have no vested interest in this guy but I do think it’s interesting how much hate (and love) he gets. He accidentally crossed an invisible line and became a public figure instead of a personality. It’s a bit odd to me that people like Bill Burr, Louis CK, and Dave Chapelle can say what they say and we laugh it off…

Aren’t we all just detached genitals though? *sigh* It’s almost zen-like to think of it that way.

Thank you for the thoughtful response! I think I’ll have to pass then and simply enjoy the mechanical deconstruction people like you are doing. This was a great piece and part of me wishes I played games this way. Thanks again!

I don’t generally care for sandboxes. I usually say something like “I’ve been trained my whole life to think ‘hold right for fun’” but I’m stumped here... Would this be fun to someone who enjoyed Mirror’s Edge for the time trials or is this a bit more like hopping up a cliff side in Destiny? This article is so well…

I’m surprised given that Japanese horror films often go way over the top with violence like US films in the 80's. Anyone know the motivation for this?

I know I just met you but, um... jolly cooperation?

I’m confused... do you think Luke said this originally and you’re mocking him directly or are you trying to mock “Jesse McClaren”? Either way, yes, you should absolutely laugh at your own jokes. Life is better that way.

Stephen King recommended people “kill your darlings” while giving writing advice. It doesn’t matter how much you love the idea of something sometimes, whether you are editing words or film or brush strokes you have to kill some of your best thoughts before anyone sees it. Consoles are a compromise; Switch seems like…

In the second paragraph I suspect you accidentally called this game a “pain-shooter,” a fascinating concept for a multiplayer game but I don’t think it applies here. Also, I was just talking about how the term “beta” needs to stop this last Friday while playing For Honor and referenced the original bizarre Splatoon…

For Honor beta for sure. Really looking for a nice game to play co-op recently as most of my long-distance best friends have bounced off Destiny at this point. Picked up Soma, Axiom Verge, and Crypt of the Necrodancer on sale recently so I’ll probably start diving into those soon.

I love me a good portmanteau but dicktater just makes me think “potato dick”. If I ever find myself in a McDonald’s again I’ll be sure to wedge a fry between two chicken nuggets and chuckle quietly to myself “ha!.. dicktater.”