Go play in traffic.

I hate it when people rail against positive change because it doesn’t solve all our problems at once. It’s just picking something easy to feel clever about stating the obvious about.

That sucks. I’m headed to MD next weekend, I’ll keep that in mind.

You can easily roll through the “Express” lanes at 65+, shooting the gap here at the individual lanes is quite the gamble though.

“All of this in the absence of traffic, of course. “

For me, it’s the same car but different game. Cruisin’ USA is what started me on racing video games, and this Ferrari was the default if I remember correctly.

Sorry Shep, I brought leftovers today. But if it’s cheaper than leftovers I’ll get a dozen of them!

Sorry Shep, I brought leftovers today. But if it’s cheaper than leftovers I’ll get a dozen of them!

Time is limited - no point in fighting your fears separately. Wait for a lightning storm, grab as many spiders as you can, kick nearest bear in his junk and jump into some dark pool hidden between trees.

That should do it.

Advice from previous posts suggest switching to your side and using a large body pillow so you get the same sort of full coverage that you do when sleeping on your stomach. I don’t know if it works.

Drugs?

The best song of a very solid album

Single greatest scene in movie history, but you left out the best line.

Roger the Car Salesman: My name’s Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis: That’s funny, my name’s Roger... Two Rogers don’t make a right.
[laughs]
Memphis: Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
Memphis: I’ve been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I’m not on anybody’s “A”…

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

“While it’s a great story and all, Beyonce has the best light-up bracelets of all time.”

Virginia should just be avoided at all times, really.