electricmango
Electric Mango
electricmango

As a Cubs fan I am accustomed to waiting. Usually until next year.

Left out the best perk though. Not having to wear pants.

Aww. I'm sorry about your penis.

Here's what I am using. A simple formula for effective subject lines: <PROJECT/CONTEXT>: <TOPIC> -> <EXPECTATION>

I trust America's Test Kitchen over rolandeschain.

*pours Sriracha on everything*

I get NY, NJ, CT and CA having high taxes but what the fuck Maine and Vermont

YOUR MOM

America loves it some mid-size sedans. Wagons might be more practical and crossovers are now outselling the humble

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

No wait, I am Ben Affleck. I get confused sometimes.

[shakes fist]

North Carolina General Statutes 20-146(a)(1): Upon all highways of sufficient width a vehicle shall be driven upon the right half of the highway except as follows...When overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction under the rules governing such movement...

I wish we could instill this "no passing on the right" here in the States.

Well, thankfully Radio Shack is closing down. Problem solved.

Improvisation on a proven theme. I like the FORSÅ, Work lamp, black from IKEA. Also comes in a nickel-plated chrome.

Improvisation on a proven theme. I like the FORSÅ, Work lamp, black from IKEA. Also comes in a nickel-plated chrome.