I’m just waiting for hockey to juice the pucks. 

You gotta go with “My friend” because you always want to sound like Paulie Walnuts.

My White Sox aren’t known for doing many things right, but at least they got this one right.

If I ever blow out an ACL I’m really hoping the doctor doesn’t refer to my knee as “scrapple”

I’m confident that if the Bears made it to the Superbowl last year they would have scored fewer points than the Rams did.

“Said Rose, who produced 4,256 hits and struck out 100 times only once in 24 seasons: “It’s home run derby every night, and if that’s what they want, that’s what they’re going to get. But they have to understand something ... Home runs are up. Strikeouts are up. But attendance is down. I didn’t go to Harvard or one of…

“Baltimore’s all-time local celebrity is Edger Allan Poe, who is also claimed by literally every city on the East Coast.”

The Steelers might be the most confusing team in the NFL. Any given week they could beat the Patriots at Gillette or lose to the Bengals 12-6, and nobody would be surprised either way.  

Rodgers clearly with some post-traumatic stress from the 2012 Divisional round.

Wonder if Fox News will tell Curt to ‘stick to sports’?

Can’t wait to watch Matt Ryan throw 45 touchdowns to 7 picks and still see the Falcons lose both games to the Buccaneers and finish a robust 7-9.