What does it have to do with who you fuck or what color they are. It's the whole ass showing thing for money that is repulsive. You could be fucking Brad Pitt or George Clooney, it would still be repulsive. #getalife

But that might have been funny. She's not into funny.

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

I'm offended as a woman AND as a librarian.

I get that it's part of the whole "diva" personality, but it honestly comes across as kind of mean and bitter. Though to be fair, they were only asking her about these people in the interview to get her to say things exactly like this.

I'd be cranky if I was asked about Taylor Swift...

You know, Jezebel turned into an all Otter-focused website so gradually I barely even noticed the change.

It doesn't go into the regular blood supply — it helps treating people suffering from Ebola.

Fuck it. Let's all just get diapers.

Man. It's really not too often you come across a literal first world problem.

You'll have to given them an extra 20-30 minutes to prepare that.

Which human?

I'm in scuba diving gear right now, sexing a merman with two penises who is whipping me with my elementary school ruler. Tell me I'm not special.

I find it funny that there are so many bitter Austin partiers in this thread (including me!). This city NEEDS to get its public transport shit together, and fix the atrocious cab problem.

Actually, if they use the term friendzone, I don't even want them in my friendzone. They can fuck right off.

It absolutely does. When you click "request uber" it says "hey surge pricing is in effect, it's __ much. Do you accept surge pricing?" and you have to click yes to request it.

But drunk people don't read it so this happens...

Hispanic males also deal drugs #NeverForget

I went into this pregnancy convinced that "pregnancy brain" was a myth and didn't exist.

Naw, the dude got ass too. I mean, in the dark you don't even know the difference.

I believe the pro-North Korea contingent is called Dennis Rodman.