I’d stick my dick in his mouth just to shut him up...

 Grew up here. It’s very poor. 500 would go a long way. Mostly toward meth.

This is where I grew up. It’s unimaginably awful.

The Hammaconda spotted in the wild!

I’m betting the odds this man doesn’t eat pussy are real, real high.

 The cast members of Cirque de Soleil have the most acrobatic sex with each other.

 Pretty sure you’re a sexist pig no matter what you say.

I don’t know you! I don’t know your kids! But I do know they learn behavior by what is modeled for them. So, while it is important for you to learn how to articulate your self worth because you are a being worthy of value, it may be important for them to see you model that behavior.

Awwwww. :( That is a brutal assessment. Tell that inner voice to go fuck itself.

100% bone some lads. Or ladies. Both, alternating, observing and directing. But yeah- lot’s of sex is my suggestion.

We are all that bear, at some point.

I was so wondering if that was on purpose and meant to convey that the entire response was bad satire?

I am a huge fan of hate sex. I have two fuck buds I literally can not stand, and it’s just snide hate fuck when they come over. So yeah- I’d hate fuck the hell out of this guy.

That sounds exhausting. We’d each have to fill out these forms for everyone we know? Bleeeaaarrrrrrggghh.

Who would compile these binders? Because most people’s flaws would consist of “I just care too much!”

But he must keep his vow of chastity! The teeeeeeeeension!

Get me a first treatment of a succubus sentenced by Angel court to work at a TGI Friday’s, and to occasionally assist a priest who is an exorcist and paranormal investigator for the Church.

Look. We’ve all, at some point, planned Erik SON OF ERIK!!’s funeral.

A different kind of striking!

My aunt tried to break into mortuary sciences, and is damn good at helping people through that process. She was a respiratory therapist for three decades; she’s seen a lot of death, and helped a lot of families in the aftermath. Straight up abandoned her pursuit because of all the horrible sexism in the field. :(