“Phew. At least it’s not gambling.” -Roger Goodell

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

I look forward to the Red Sox reacting to this in a very level-headed way.

Truther alert: How was it not easier to just jump and spread the legs? That way he stays upright and would be in a better position to continue to follow the action.

Best referee crew? That seems like a stretch.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

Get McNutty on it ASAP!

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

Good cat, that Gianclawrlo.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

At least we still have Verlander and Upton.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

No kidding. Using a route to possibly reduce profound and life long brain injury/chronic pain as a bargaining chip is unconscionable. It’s about control and not the welfare of their money makers.

What was he in a block of ice for the last 25,000 years? Or living in a bomb shelter since 1962? How could he not know #7 was retired?

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This is clock work with Geno. He does this intentionally, what seems like every year leading into the final four . He says something stupid, something he knows will get a ton of attention and deflects pressure away from his team. Geno is an ass, but he’s a brilliant ass and he wins a lot.