So most of this stuff is pretty horrific and should be changed, but some of it also seems reasonable like the lack of access to training and clubs. Death row inmates aren’t there to be rehabilitated. They are there to wait until they die. Training someone for the outside world seems kind of cruel as well given they…

I literally will not watch this for 2 reasons:

1) because even reading the description made me cringe so fucking hard I barely made it through the article without NOPE-ing out of it, and

I have two coworkers who believe Harden is MVP - should I fire them?

The MLB is not the sanctioning body of the WBC. That would be the World Baseball Softball Confederation, and before them, the International Baseball Federation, so his WBC status would not have been affected. A suspension wouldn’t have nullified his eligibility anyway; here is the criteria for WBC rostering

No one should treat their Familia like that.

“To go from such a good win against Chile to a loss in Bolivia...Argentine football still has a long way to go.”

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

this looks familiar...

For those asking, yes another triple double (37-13-10).

it is not a good basis for, like, analyzing basketball

Con. I will get shouted into a gorge for this, but thinner burgers are better (you can stack ‘em! but also they’re just better) and stuffing the burger results in a big thick disgusting burger.

I wouldn’t really call any of the responses from Puerto Rican players burns, they basically come off as “hey you may have beaten our asses in the final, but unlike you at least we gave a fuck about the tournament!” That’s more of a self-burn than anything else

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

Don’t be that guy.

Thank you. Bring back lime.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

The @fuckjerry panel is just every other panel curated into one convenient panel.