Later in the show he gave the edge to Maryland because he remains convinced that Len Bias is a top draft prospect who will probably be taken #1 by the New Orleans Jazz, who, coincidentally, lost tonight in a nail-biter to the Montreal Expos.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

Pulisic is the third American to score in the knockout round. You go DeMarcus Beasley.

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER

Does anyone else see two women going in for a kiss in that chart? Or is it just a vase?

I’ll further maintain that Dirk and the Mavs got hosed by refs in the ‘06-’07 Finals against the Heat, where D-Wade and The Artist Formerly Known as Shaq got myriad questionable calls to go their way.

Not even the Germans have a word for how great his career has been.

yeah I worked in restaurants for the better part of 15 years and I was always told that puto meant you were essentially being called a bitch.

The Price is wrong, bitch.

Too bad he wasn’t stoned because then the headline could have read:

Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that:

Update: Michael McCarthy of Sporting News says there’s going to be even more Katie Nolan, although I’ll believe it when I see it.

The fuck did Syracuse do?

The only way Magic doesn’t succeed is if the Lakers don’t win at least 50 games a season, make deep runs into the playoffs, maybe steal a championship or two and draft promising players while managing a sensible free agency campaign that complements existing players with an eye to the future.

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

(Even Dennis Rodman thinks “only” 50 percent of WNBA players are likely homosexual.)

This could have been her entire article.

He would have succeeded if only it hadn’t been a bluetooth charger.