Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

See, this is how you poke a butt:

“Hotel Concierge...GARBAGE....Continental breakfast...GARBAGE....Cincy Police...GARBAGE....Nurse....GARBAGE”

It should be noted that Jimmy Butler is putting up numbers just a hair below Harden/Westbrook/Lebron that look very similar to what prime Dwayne Wade was doing.

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Green: I’m so tired of these knee-jerk reactions!

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Of course it’s not. Everybody Loves Draymond.

HOT TAKE

Manchester by the sea focuses on a male character, so obviously Jezebel would tell you to skip it

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

This is correct.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

It’s fucking gorgeous.

Too many calories. I get the appeal but I’d be dead meat by 930 if I ate a goddamn Belgian waffle on a Tuesday morning.