Is that what gets served at Japanese embassy parties instead of Ferrero Rocher?

JOAN HICKSON OR GTFO

The # (hash) symbol and the ♯ (sharp) symbol are distinct characters in Unicode. Except if you’re talking about the programming language C# (pronounced C sharp but spelt C hash)

“Sign it to Melllvar. ‘Melllvar’ has 3 L’s.”

Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

FURGUSON

The Expanse?

My parents were visiting me one day, and my mother was making lunch. She opened a can of tuna and as she forked it into a bowl she discovered a small piece of metal. So she told me and my dad about this, and since my dad’s a no-nonsense kind of person, straight after lunch we went back to the supermarket to complain.…

I wasn’t aware that Billy The Fish was actually a shark, and playing for Newcastle United.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Just Say No, kids parents.

Increase the flash gordon noise and put more science stuff around.

Then, just to confuse us all, one of the companies will make a game set in north Lincolnshire, UK, called The Outer Wolds.

That algebra question is a classic “looks terrifyingly hard but most of it cancels out so is actually pretty easy” problem.

Did he talk about how the moon is a spy satellite put there by Oprah and Minister Farrakhan, and not the Minister Farrakhan you’re thinking of?

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Wow, I’ve been hoping for a Saul Rubinek RR for a long time, and this does not disappoint. Well, there is the tiny disappointment that you didn’t get to Person Of Interest, in which he plays Finch’s old MIT buddy (and inventor of Samaritan) Arthur Claypool, but Rubinek has been in so many things that it would be…

You can get a provisional licence in the UK at 15 years 9 months, but you still can’t drive a car (or ride a motorbike) until you’re 17. At 16 you can ride a moped.

- In food news, you’ve had enough to eat today. Now here’s Johnny Mountain with the weather.

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