That beats my crock pot full of French-Canadian style yellow pea soup (in a Dodge Omni whose interior was the color of French-Canadian style yellow pea soup.)

If you can afford the yearly storage cost definitely freeze them. Most women enquire about freezing their eggs in their 30s when their eggs aren’t in the best shape, but you’re in your egg prime atm, as it were!

I know nothing about freezing eggs & IVF, but I’d guess you have plenty of time to research your options.

I think I used too many big words and correct grammar. Bad trolling.

I was also confused when it happened and I said nothing.

I was researching my family as far back as I could, didn’t have much hope because of slavery. But I got blessed & found my great great grandparents names, which I didn’t know but the excitement went away when I saw my grands were both “black” but the 6 of the children were “mulatto.” I always knew about rape & slavery…

I also meow at all the cats I ride by on my way to work.

Or we just can’t afford to live in houses.

It’s weird - I’ve been a pretty thoughtful and bold feminist for some time now, and yet there are still pieces of my past that elude me. When I was sixteen, I was at a live-in Catholic informal liberal arts program where we started out with 20 students and ended up with 13 by the end of the year (so small and…

I was on one where the defendant’s attorney asked how many of us had been sexually harassed, then looked ill when every single woman and many of the men put their hands up.

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

Which of the Magi brought Baby Jesus the Caramel Brulée Latte? I can never remember if that was Balthazar or Melchior.

That’s because Olivia Dunham was the best. The BEST, God damn it!

That has bothered me for years. It is so distracting. It wasn’t an action show, but one of the things that I liked about Fringe was that the main woman wore clunky, practical shoes.

Just last night, I had a pounding headache and a weird jerky bit of depression creeping in and just wanted to go to bed at like 8:30 and read until blessed unconsciousness set in. First, though, I decided to pick up the house, and twenty-five or so minutes later the house was clean, my headache was gone, the…

If you’re driving yourself, don’t forget to factor in decent hotels and restaurants and, most importantly, a thorough vehicle inspection if you’re using your own.

Passing along this story about my buddy, I’ll call him Jim, who served in the Army and was in the middle east in early 2000s. He came back with some pretty fierce PTSD, used to think he was hearing calls for help over the car radio and such. Eventually he got some professional help and it seemed like it was all sorted.

I was just going to say, "As the cat just walked out the back door when he was walking in the front...."

Meanwhile, the cat proceeded to shit in the soldier's boot