the rate of return on Apatow’s repetory conpany, generally, is not just poor, but piss poor.

The “male lead”? Please tell me how you have no idea who Bill Hader is.

Amy Schumer falls into the sometimes hot / sometimes not category where I find Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick. Just something about that face. It reminds me of Miss Piggy from the Muppets movies I used to watch as a kid.

Thanks, Gramps

You missed the joke. “Behind bars.” Alcohol. Joke.

“People need to examine what they might be doing to provoke 49ers fans to give them severe head injuries.” -Stephen A.

I hope you know how to swim because you might drown in pussy after sharing your vast comic book knowledge.

This is really just a failure to apply common sense. Why in God’s name would he aimlessly drive around a city even if he didn’t know DJ’s address? It’s not there are street signs leading to his house or anything. I mean, come on.

Poor Carmelo... he wanted to ride the banana boat but none of the life vests fit a Triangle.

Are we getting to the anti-circlejerk portion of the year already? I can never keep my online seasons straight.

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

Capitalizing a wrongly-used word is not a very good idea.

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

Nah. I’ll pass. I’ve never seen one of his videos as I’m not in to the whole “let’s play” scene of watching others play games vs. actually playing them myself. Good for him though. I’m glad that he has been able to make a good living doing something he enjoys.

Wall-E is so much better than The Incredibles, and Ratatouille is so much better than up. You are insane.

This is a simple case of he said, she said, he grabbed, she kneed, he pulled back, she punched, he punched, she pressed charges, he got cut from the team not because it’s the right thing to do or anything like that but because he’s likely 5th on the depth chart and will go play one year of 1-AA then transfer back to…

Great work by Overalls No Shirt bartender as well. Who cares if one of your customers has been punched, another bucket of Sea Breeze to slop together.

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.