Seerakuse Youknavercity, every buddy.

3:16 on 3/16

Is this the archetypal Simmons quote:

So in other words your order may take hours or even days to execute.

Yep—here's the official answer from their FAQ:

SERIOUSLY what is the criteria here for getting out of the greys.

There's eventually a point where the institution's unwillingness to directly answer the question becomes a story in and of itself, and an annoying reporter (which is to say a good reporter) will follow that up just for the sake of figuring out why no one will give a straight answer.

portly Bulls fan

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

TL;DR - Will Gordon is correct about this beer.

because no one gives a fuck about her. by your logic a new classically trained violinist should win every year

Definitely agree.

I'm currently learning Java and in high school (10th grade), and I can say that while coding takes time and it's really a lot of trial and error, there's a beauty to it that's just irrefutable.
Not only that, coding has helped my analytical thinking and planning a lot. Making a blueprint before writing any sort of code…

That's smarmy and dumb.

It's not cool. It's smarmy and dumb.

There's an alternate explanation that's less silly (but still silly because it's a silly award). Instead of crossing their fingers that one of its most marketable teams makes the finals from the East - we're looking at you, Cleveland and Chicago - it's trying to promote the team that right now seems most likely to.…

That would be dumb. All five Hawks starters were not equal in January. And anyway the award isn't meant to go to the best player on the month's winningest team; it's meant to go to the month's best player.

That is just what happens when you age.

They're all here (okay, no Screech, because he's probably in jail)

Holy shit it finally happened. Jimmy was trying to get these guys together since 2009.

#goals