You know he actually DOES have a dead brother, right?

I happen to think your spelling of ridiculous is ridiculous.

+0.3 fantasy points.

I hate myself for laughing at that.

Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.

Ovechkin's Brother died in a car accident when he was 10.

However, the video that's being posted by TMZ Sports is not the complete event, but is merely the end result of what transpired.

"Hell of a carry."

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

This is something he is used to doing. Talking with reporters after a huge loss in a game that matters.

Where?

Yeahjeets2015, the new writer/reporter for DeadSpin will be replacing Samer Kalaf.

"I don't get it."

Unfortunately he didn't get off that easy. The game ended in a tie.

But does it help them protect this house?

Well, altitude training is standard aerobic practice for any event. I'm less sure about the indoor/outdoor differences.

But she really did meet Greg Oden

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

As evidence, he pointed out that he had taken an older son to Mexico to lose his virginity.

chevy chase a schmuck! YOU'RE A SCHMUCK!