You’d think after 15 seasons, baseball writers would learn how to spell his name:

Skimmed through the headlines and thought this story was about a Russian team because of this terrible font.

True. Wasn’t considering the size, just stoked to have sifted through various megatron flotsam and find a screen with that name on it.

Was this it? (made by Grundig, whoever that is) Came up twice in my results and looks like that might be what’s written over the blue triangle.

Choosing a favorite pumpkin beer comes down to “which one of these tastes least like pumpkin but a pumpkin was tangentially involved?”

I’m not Rand Paul

This end-zone exceptionalism is especially striking when it takes place along the sideline—a ball fumbled out just past the pylon, which can be a matter of inches, is treated entirely different from one fumbled out of bounds just before it. That doesn’t make sense.

Fuck this guy, too.

OK

Even the fan gripes are lame.

3am EST or 3am EDT?

3am EST or 3am EDT?

My first reaction as well, but at .025x speed, Lopez goes between running man and other spectators. So, seems kind of hard to fault the guy for panicking.

@0:06 our hero pushes past a young girl before stealing from the older lady.

Timmy Smith.

Ickey Woods

Ryan Williams

Hey! Calling someone a redskin is offensive!

I hate reading this. I hate you for writing this. But, thank you. I love you for writing this.

I didn't know a Moto Razr could capture video.

The Aristocrats!