I've read this a couple times over, but I'm not sure what you're getting at here.

April 2000 draft day.

Maybe the C&D was just Snyder's polite way of saying "Hey, we're @redskinS, not @redskin — that would be racist."

I'm tired of fellow Redskin fans idealizing this man. Being called a "[insert team name] Great" is trite anyways when that list looks like this, but fans that remember Lavar as a great player are only idealizing him because of how terrible the rest of the team was at the time. And that one hit on Aikman.

Seems this guy went to the Van Wilder school for public speaking. Ryan Reynolds level of punchable.

Thankful that his parents weren't home during the burglary. This headline could have been something completely different if they had been.

I think Kinja ate my first response, so I apologize if I'm duplicating here:

The beginning of the audio was awful and it took actual, concerted effort (who's got time for any of that on the internet?) to get to the meat of the message.

I gave it a second chance and agree. Those first two minutes or so sounded like painfully schlocky drive-time chuckleheads.

[play.]

BLACK PEOPLE / AWSM / KILLED JESUS, HE WAS A BLACK MAN DO THEY REALLY CARE FOR US / TJOG / OUR BIRTH RIGHTS JACOB WAS A THEIF LIER HE FOUGHT WITH A ANGEL OF GOD HIS NAME WAS CHANGED TO ISRAEL

Maybe don't judge the city by its homeless population?

Chinese bowl lady

I don't think I'll be confusing corporate lawyers with competent lawyers, either.

Brand differentiation. I don't think I'll be confusing this calendar app for the metal-bending supermutant comic book and movie character.

Excellent display of journalistic integrity and impartiality.

I believe he's still due $6M from the Eagles, too, right? If so, he'll still technically make $30M over the next 3 years.

Worse than 3-13?

@1:57, you can see the imprint of Fred's head from when he fell asleep at 4pm at an intersection, leading to his DUI. I like to think he was drowning his sorrows at the Tysons Corner Olive Garden.

Good info, but he said "last year"