When we do see it, it'll be the last time. Because hockey players are tough and stuff, you know?

If we're both going to face things, you take the first and I'll take the second.

Great ideas. Just one small addition needed: YMMV.

Linda is Bill's Yoko.

Can Shoeless Joe get a vote now?

It's foolproof!

Ctrl+Z & Alt+Tab get the most use.

Schiano's a fly in the ointment. "Hate" is too strong a word for a terrible coach.

Their mascot is more popular than any player on the team.

Thought his chinbeard was 5 times as long as it is at first, too.

Gone too deep?

Because Pennsylvania Dutchpeople must have their own words and pronunciations for all everyday items, my wife will never say "remote" — always, it's "the channel changer". TOO MANY SYLLABLES!

My take with clipping coupons is that occasionally you'll find the real gem, but most of the time, savings are either minimal or large "savings" off an inflated retail price.

Yup, still suck. Back to Twitter.

Ugh. Almost as terrible as your Sandusky joke attempt.

[comment removed.] How'd I get on a 2007 article??

Just have to learn where and which way the floor joists run.