Wonder if Trevor would be a better canvas...

You think the foreman wants to be confused with la familia Alvarez who show up to work in the same 1980 Datsun 720?

QB: "Blue. Flip. 4-T — on Two."

Who's talking about a paper tiger? And, what's a paper tiger?

LANGUAGE!

Maybe he just has perfectly college football-shaped hands?

I do not believe you have watched the video. Perhaps some... further review... is necessary?

RED LIGHT!

Peek-a-boo!

"It was a tough situation to be in. God never gives you more than you can handle. Everything happened for a reason. He can bring me through it. I just have to keep working hard. I’m at the bottom now. There’s nowhere to go but up."

God: Well, I tried to tell the most moral of the dinosaurs to build a meteor-proof ark when the others starting being homosexual and roaring my name in vain, but...

Only second to:

"Douches," of course. But "trendy"? blushes That's very kind of you.

Jared Lorenzen also deserves a mention.

Original cover image was better. This one looks like a McDonald's logo.

With few exceptions, most sportscasters give you the same information that the next guy will give you.

I see 211 reasons the Yanks' season should never be forgot.

I am so disappoint.