If my Facebook feed is any scientific proof, the people who use hashtags like #Blessed and #Awakened are: a) rarely “blessed” or “awakened” and b) usually one post away from an epic public meltdown that makes using my data plan so worth it.

Mariah seems like my least favorite type of person

Common sense? How refreshing, I’d almost forgotten it existed. Also potential horrors, lol, lol, lol.

“No taxpayer in Texas should have to subsidize this repugnant and illegal conduct.”

and illegal conduct

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

See, for me, I thought Rosamund looked too obviously like trouble. In reading ‘GG’, I always felt that Amy was probably pretty in a non-threatening way, which is why everyone fell for her ish.

Hmm I wonder where Spicer learned such a fancy word.

The Mainstream Media refuses to report the truth! Bieber and Trump are the same person! Where’s the birth certificate?!?

Or that maybe the occasional bland comment about anti-semitism being bad doesn’t make up for appointing anti-semites to prominent positions.

• Only exists because of Twitter.
  

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

Does the baby need a fucking pacifier? Welcome to high stakes politics, the status quo: no matter what it is never good enough! And y’all should know after you turned into frothing gremlins anytime Obama so much as looked at a golf club.

Yeah. Todd Haynes is an........... interesting writer/director.

<i>There is something about Witherspoon’s rehearsed smile that suggests she’s covering up a sort of... delightful nastiness. To me, Witherspoon seems like a generally positive, friendly woman whose meanness definitely exists, but is careful to never expose itself beyond the safety of a dinner table with close friends,…

Why is Shailene Woodley in acting? She seems like she should be a dog-walker, or the manager of a smoothie place.

She has the same kind of acting style as her mother — just suuuuper laid back and chill and understated. Like they just did three hours of yoga and smoked a bowl.

Wait. Women can be drag queens??!??!!!!!

Cate Blanchett Is So Good at Drag That I Thought This Was Cate Blanchett Drag