I was just thinking that I miss outrageous Gaga. She was (and still is, of course) incredible. I just want some absurdity in my life.

My favorite Gaga, yes.

I was like damn girl, you crazy! But then I was thinking this is Gaga and Gaga does as Gaga does.

I’m a quiet person but I totally freaked out and yelled OH MY GOD when she jumped off of the roof.

It was, without a doubt, impressive. But I kept thinking of P!nk at the Grammys - when was that??? - (skip ahead to about 2:30 for when the amazing stuff starts)

Ps fuck the Pats and FUCK Brady

Fuck Pence, fuck DeVos and fuck all these bullshit nominations and ‘votes.’ It’s so blatantly wrong and corrupt. Pisses me off to no end.

1. FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKERS WHO DID THIS YOU CAN EAT MY DIRTY TAMPONS AND PADS

“Some are satin, some are steel

I love Bess but she’s tied with Danielle Muscato as my fave. Tommy Campbell, Jordan U, Tony Posnanski and David McAfee get their shots in too. A lot of the time I find that they’ve covered all the bases so my rages are addressed.

True, true.

Tomato is all things to all people!

Yup. He knew there was money to be made from the gay community. He doesn’t give a shit what bathroom Caitlyn Jenner uses, he just wants to make sure she rents a room there.

Correction: Donald Trump has used many gay people. He does not care about them. He might not hate them, but make no mistake he does not not care about them at all. He happily uses them but will throw them under the bus to please the bigot voting bloc within a heartbeat.

I’ve noticed that too. His replies used to be majority supporters and then after the election it was a bunch of pictures of the liberal tears mug, but the last few days the resistance has been far outnumbering the supporters. People who know how to create bots for that sort of thing can set it up to tweet at him…

Somebody better come get that bitch because there are a lot of us in the greys and that shit aint cool

Did you drag the vegetable out of the grays? If so, please don’t do so; please leave him or her there. It’s probably Tomatoface, and is a troll not worthy of being ungrayed.

I have a friend who opened a Twitter account just so he could troll him. I’m tempted to do the same (I won’t because I’m too old for Twitter). But I agree, I think it’s very effective because he cares about what people say on there.

Remember we should respect their beliefs too...

Welp Jezzies, I got dumped yesterday. I’m bummed. We were only seeing each other for a couple months, but I feel that I invested an immense amount of emotional energy into this relationship. When we met he was starting a new job and I really supported and encouraged him. And I was happy to do that! I am starting a new…