I can dig that. As a getting-into-later-30s person this is good advice, and it feels like a lot of pressure is off. I loved the last paragraph.

“In response, Dolan demanded ‘subservience’ from the dancers”

With my advanced age, I have learned one big comforting thing: no one really gives a shit. Your family may give you some crap, your partner may get down on you, but in a world of 7.4 billion people, no one really cares. Do what makes you happy. Fuck up. The world loves fuck up stories because then they can feel…

Homosexuals are gross and going to hell but I still want to score some PR points for my new song by being on a lesbian’s show!!!!

Hey guys, I keep hearing that I should stop bitching about DJT because our institutions will protect us.

I’ve been home watching TV for the past 10 days and I’m now convinced the only pillow worthy of my head is the Magic Pillow

#NeverForget!

Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

I feel sad that I just can’t manage to like Mariah Carey.

I went to a fortune teller once and she was extremely confused about my future—so much so that she started asking ME about myself. She looked really befuddled. I mentioned a job opportunity in Vail and she said suddenly, urgently, seriously, and somewhat loudly that I was not to take that job. “DON’T GO TO VAIL.”…

You said it, fella. Cringey it is.

That’s why there’s a market for man-on-man porn made for women.

Not sure about bonners, whatever those are, but, I’m pretty sure Boehner does.

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

I wouldn’t want the sun to go down on me either. Having my genitalia incinerated by superheated plasma really doesn’t sound very pleasant.

I love that the willingness to take a bullet is not reciprocated. “I appreciate you, Chris!” Gwyneth chirps cheerfully as she neatly steps out of the way of a bullet meant for her ex.

To this day, Chris would take a bullet for me.

Do all millennials wet their pants when things go badly?