That’s the best thing about it. I feel like the best way to fuck with someone like him is to pretend to be nice to him while simultaneously owning him, especially since he doesn’t know the difference.

Have you heard of Bess Kalb, this writer on the Jimmy Kimmel team? She trolls every single one of his tweets but the way she does it is so brilliant. She takes on this false tone of concern and sweetness all while poking at his pathetic ego and false claims. I’m not even on Twitter but I look her up daily just to see…

In my opinion, circumcised dick is a thing of beauty. Uncircumcised dick, on the other hand, is a little off-putting. I don’t trust a penis that constantly hides itself.

What is “gave birth to and raised a clinically narcisstic monster”, Alex?

In no way did I say I don’t care about the law. I guess the fact that the person who is pushing for this law is a flagrant bigot and has other motivations besides upholding the law doesn’t mean much to you. Note how Obama simply went about this law without any fuss and without making it a big deal. Trump is the one…

It’s not about the law itself. These laws have already been in place. The deportation process has occurred long before Orange Julius was elected. It’s the context in which this is happening that is the problem. This is being enacted by the same person who proclaimed that Mexican is virtually synonymous with rapist and…

So fucked up. And coming from a country that was ruled by Castro, you’d think there would be more of a sensitivity to the effects of a dictator/fascist.

So glad you asked. A big part of Trump’s campaign focused on the immigrant status, in and of itself, painting the vast majority of them as dirty terrible criminals. He’s only somewhat modified that in order to normalize himself and get this policy to pass, making it sound as if he is so concerned with the alleged…

Latino mayor agrees to go along with a policy that will is highly biased against Latinos in a city that’s population is heavily Latino.

Live your truth!

Yes, thank you. Just like the “freedom of speech” excuse. Yes, you spoke freely. Now, you get to experience the consequences of your words and other people also get to exercise their freedom of speech against you. Funny how that works, huh?

Oh, tell me about it. Watching these idiots argue online is priceless because, like you said, they probably know, on some deep unconscious level, that they can’t actually defend anything Orange Julius is doing. So, it deflects back to us being “crybaby snowflakes” or something. And the fact that there are people who st…

My emotional state this morning is just rage. I’m so angry that this is all happening and at the people who not only had the gall and the ignorance to vote for him but are still supporting him in the midst of this shit-show. And it’s funny because I am usually that typical liberal “I listen to everyone’s views and…

Well, I’ve been with a few guys that are basically the human equivalents of cockroaches. Does this count?

Yes, the Lochte one was gold. I need to look up the other one.

I didn’t really follow that one, except for the Twitter exchange she had with Ed. That was pretty funny. But, it’s pretty hard to beat this. This still leaves me in tears:

Ellie’s Ansel Elgort articles were my gateway into Jezebel. I wish he were still doing cringey stuff on a regular because her takes on him are priceless.

Thank you. I’m living for this tea, especially all the reports from insiders of how he obsessed over the crowd sizes on Saturday instead of, you know, doing his job. It keeps confirming my theory of how privately miserable he is and how determined he is to not let it show. But, he is really failing at that.

Alternative Fact of the Day:

In all seriousness, if anyone ever flippantly refers to any Latino as Mexican or Puerto Rican and then doesn’t even care if you correct them and say that they’re actually Cuban or Dominican or whatever other nationality (“what’s the difference?” is my favorite reaction), I know that’s probably not a person I can be…