I’m not sure that it’s relevant to Earth Day’s goals and mission to celebrate a completely artificial, fictional planet, generated with electrically-generated technology with a heavy carbon footprint, regardless of however “environmentally-minded” its fictional inhabitants may be. We have a beautiful real planet right…

His dad, from what I can gather, thinks Elon’s a bit of a dick. He’s not an easy child to love.

I have no choice but to keep Twitter because a few people tweet things that are relevant to my job and I need to be able to see them. I have never used it, really, but I followed a few journalists I like and it pains me to see how they just cannot jump ship and are still tweeting or linking things like 20 times a day.…

did you see that “prove I’m not an emerald mine heir” thing where apparently his dad was like “ummm”

It’s also notable that if he’s posting false statements to big name celebrities’ accounts and then admitting elsewhere that he’s doing to just to mess with them becaused he knows they’d view it as a negative, then in addition to the Lantham act violations, he’s handing them what I have to assume is a pretty decent…

Now I gotta rewatch Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. Thanks a lot.

Just because Big Man Moneybags buys the community center everyone loves and wants to turn it into condos doesn’t mean you let him. Sometimes you need to have a catchy chant and a bikini car wash to raise enough money to kick his butt back to the big city and leave us alone.

There are few things in this world that I’m certain of, but one thing that I know for sure is that Norm Macdonald’s ghost wouldn’t pay for Twitter Blue. This subscription is clearly the work of an imposter ghost. I suspect the ghost of Frank Stallone, who is alive, yet remains the ghost of Frank Stallone.

If dril goes to some other app, I think many of us would follow. Not much else worth looking at on Twitter anyway.

And imagine how much time it would take.

Oral exams seem like an excellent way to make it easier to discriminate against students on the basis of race, sex, or thickness of accent.

In dramatic fiction, the AI will always have human traits, and often the worst or most indifferent to human wellbeing.

When will Starfleet come to their senses and realize that well lit bridges, with carpet, are the way to go?

Self-replicating nanomachines powered by the sun.

The Matrix can’t be any worse than my mundane life in the real world. I’ll take it.

Love these last two lines:

Charles Kock should be as committed to Earth Day as his brother.  David is literally inside the Earth.  Step it up, Charles!