Nah, you seem pretty salty. A big part of my job is protecting immigrants, illegal or otherwise.

You are just too ridiculous to be legit.

You almost strike me as a “libtard” pretending to be a right-wing shill just to see how far you could take it. Either that or you’re your own worst enemy.

What about trading immigrants for Trump voters? That way both are better off!

Credit where credit is due, that was funny. Most of your stuff isn’t though. It’s just sad.

I don’t have to stick my head in the sand. I live in California. The Sanctuary State.

I delight in the fact that I anger you.

Please give me political asylum! I’m one of the good ones. Maybe you can trade me for a Ukipper. America can have the Ukipper and I can live in a place I’m not ashamed of.

Fact: Anecdotes are not evidence.

It’s really incredible how many people here assume I voted for Trump just because I have some positive thoughts on this bill

Damn those facts!

“I’m down with the WINNING TEAM.”
He said in the first quarter.

“and wouldn’t that suck ass?”

Ayn Rand called. She says she has your testicles.

Yeah. You’re definitely a white male.

Considering that he got us out of the biggest recession in modern American history, I think you’re being unnecessarily myopic.

Shhh! We don’t talk about the Obama years, except to say how bad they were and how he was from Kenya.

Even Spock was compassionate.

You’re getting salty.

“Compassion and empathy aka I base my decisions on emotion instead of reason and logic.” aka “I skull-fuck Ayn Rand’s corpse.”