What about making them play flag football? Or two-hand touch? Surely that would be safer.

Just message AlxFromPhilly on Kinja, you can ask them yourself.

From up-thread:

Ditto. I have three FB friends who say they’ll stay home if Bernie isn’t nominated.

I hate this trend. Why not sent them in different time periods instead of concurrently. Also, I think Peter Parker retiring and being a mentor to Miles Morales would be a nice evolution of the character. And you can still do Peter Parker Spider-Man stories set in the past.

I will happily join you in letting it kill me with happy gob-fulls of food goodness.

Wow. That wasn’t just a copy of a copy. That was a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy.

If you’re one of the small population of Americans currently in comas or encased in metal vaults

Why are droids second-class citizens in the Star Wars universe? Why are they treated like people of color were in the USA pre-1950s (we don’t serve their kind)? Will they revolt? Boycott X-Wings? When will droids get equal rights?

Wow. That is some seriously short term thinking. I’m glad you’re not in charge of anything. Except maybe a Dairy Queen in the midwest?

Thank you for bringing some much needed intelligence to this rather absurd discussion.

That is way too reasonable for these idiots.

You do realize that film was satirizing the idiocy of American intervention into Vietnam, right?

Internet comment of the day!

Uhg. I just got a second job where they continually emphasize that we are not to work more than four hours without a break. So I’m constantly having to revise my hours downward so that I don’t get into trouble. I’m grouchy about it, but I got to pay the bills.

Call me neo-methusian if you like, but even if all of the criticisms levied at Planned Parenthood were true (and obviously it’s not), but even if they were fetus selling abortion factories, I’d pair them with Starbuck’s on every corner.

Great reporting. Keep up the good work!

To be fair to Best Buy/Target employees, they get paid shit, so I understand their lack of expertise and helpfulness when it comes to things like electronics, television and customer service. If they got paid a living wage, I’d reconsider.