Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

Read that whole graf: You have to meet both requirements to comply with the NFL’s gambling policy, not to be in violation.

On the one hand, I really want to shit on Robert Kraft’s grave. On the other hand, I really hate lines.

pentagon officials, in a seeming nod to the commander in chief’s beauty pageant history, have named this offensive: OPERATION MISS DIRECTION 

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

You know, I went and looked it up!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

*Stunned silence intensifies*

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

there was a picture, i can’t find it now, Putin is fucking him from behind

He can’t even protect an American Chair from his thrusting groin.

“He is the only one who can.”

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

Still not as stupid as Susan Hutchinson dismissing his comments because “he was a democrat at the time”.

We don’t need to hear from both sides if one side is batshit crazy and their stance is indefensible. This is how Republicans are winning and manipulating the system. This is done for the sake of “good television,” and Trump supports get to go on the air and shout out talking points and memes to reinforce the “I hate…

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Yeah, no. The kid is head hunting and his fends are enough to warrant a word from the sir.