pentagon officials, in a seeming nod to the commander in chief’s beauty pageant history, have named this offensive: OPERATION MISS DIRECTION 

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

I think if you believe this discussion is actually about the necessity of a smartphone you’re a chump.

Yeah, guys. Access to modern communication, news and information should TOTALLY be on a “did you eat all your green beans first” basis. FUCK. OFF. CLASSIST. DOUCHE.

It’s good you bring up circumstances. See, you can make assumptions about any poor person with an iphone, but you don’t know their whole story. Perhaps this person was middle class not that long ago and they or a family member got cancer and wiped out their life savings. Perhaps they don’t want to turn around and sell…

Comparing crowds on property that is managed by the NPS is NOT a “shitpost”. Trumplethinskin strikes again.

also depends on what you consider shitposting...in this example, it would appear to include “factual information.”

Show us the damage to the National Park Service.

So you believe in censorship?

depends on who you consider a “reasonable person”. Is it, by any chance, only people who agree with you?

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Yeah snowflake, you Trump voters are really known for your penchant for being quiet and restrained on the internet.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Please do tell how countries like Canada or England manage to stay afloat with “entitlement programs” such as universal healthcare, and why it is such a difficult thing for the US, where kids can get killed just for being at school, to do so. How is it not a huge burden in other countries but somehow unacceptable for…

You know, I went and looked it up!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

*Stunned silence intensifies*

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?