Great result, shit performance. We were lucky that Ghana were awful for the most part. Up until the final 10 minutes the game was second only to Iran Nigeria for lack of quality.

univision es mucho awesome

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

The Jim Rome Show was at its best whenever Jay Mohr guest-hosted. Now that Mohr has his own show, and it's on about 10000x as many stations as Rome's, there's really no reason to listen to Rome.

It is painfully obvious that Travis Rodgers was the straw that stirred the drink. Rome is awful.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

You are an idiot. This has absolutely nothing to do with the First Amendment. I assume you're a constitutional attorney, no? Well, since you're not, let me clarify a couple of things for you. First, the First Amendment protects freedom of speech and freedom of the press. It does not protect libel or slander or…

Now THAT is a stupid statement worthy of Mitch Williams.

You do realize that the 1st amendment only guarantees that Williams can't be throw in jail for being a jagoff. As far as I can tell, he's not in jail, so you might want to take a 3rd grade social studies course.

This is not (just) snark, but you need read up on what the First Amendment actually applies to.

Football Fan: I hate that evil little shit Johnny Manziel want him dead on the field!

This is satire, right? You're not being serious?

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.

I can't take that note seriously unless there is a smiley-face in the "I"

I'm a registered Republican who's voted in every local, state, and national election since becoming voting age in 1998. My internet breakdown is roughly 90% porn, 25% sports, and 25% news. Did I do this right?

Porn: one thing upon which all Anericans agree.

Not to distract from the glory of this — because it's goddamn spectacular — but why does this person have so many cameras outside of the house? Looks like three different shots.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.