We have a deal! My opinion of Honeyfund has been intensely negatively colored by my experience of a couple of former friends of mine making a hobby of discussing who gave how much to them and how that person should have given more (or given at all). In both cases, I was privy to these discussions because I’d given…

The website asks for a dollar amount for a specific activity. $100 for horseback riding or $50 for after dinner drinks or whatever. But at the end of the day they just get one lump sump of money. They don’t actually get those excursions.

But the fee is what makes it stupid in my opinion. Either I get charged an extra…

So the honeyfund is not any more tacky that a gift registry. That said, eloping and registering for gifts, (of any variety,) is tacky as fuck.

“This website covered things in the wrong order!”

I’m actually convinced that Tiffy Trump and Cat Marnell are the same person.

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

I’m FLAMing all day and all night. FLAMin’ on fleek.

DT is my preference, but the ideal is surely as my Olympian girl-idol Ibtihaj Muhammad has it: