Dude, don’t even joke about that. Objective Butter is my life ever since they took Objective Apples away from me. Plus, Frostbyte (see what I did there? Eh?) was a very real threat during those snow fights. In fact, it still is today! That’s why, on November 8th, you should vote Eldritch Potato for president!…

So long as they stay away from my Objective Butter, I don’t care what they do.

I would hug everyone at DICE if they did a special event focused around the Christmas Truce this Christmas.