YouTube’s suggested video to watch after “Born Sexy Yesterday” is, I shit you not, “😂👙SEXY FAILS👙😂”.

For whatever reason, I was never taught to clean up after my dog. I would walk her around the neighborhood in the sincere belief that it was the job of whoever’s yard she shat in to deal with it. I thought that was accepted law in 1984. In a similar vein, I thought that if I kept her on a leash, I was doing all I had…

I agree. Ryan Gosling has a good face.

It is. But many girls are attracted to girl characters (same with boys), and they intuit that a toy "is not for them" if a female option isn't offered.