illinois is a shit state that would be nothing without chicago, hope that helps

Dude. Illinois is a hellhole **except** for Chicago.

And comparing Chicago to Detroit - I take it you’ve never actually visited Chicago before, have you? It’s beautiful and in the middle of an economic boom. You’re very misinformed.

Chicago is the only reason why Illinois is relevant and isn’t considered along the same lines as Indiana and Wisconsin.

Hahahahaha sure dude, we’ll split off and be a state called Chicagoland, and you all can live in “OMG holy shit we have no money for anything”. Enjoy that.

“See you in the playoffs”

What the fuck are you talking about? The Brewers won the division in 2011 and nearly again in 2014. Fucking retarded fair weather Cubs fan

I’m maybe (actually, “probably”) giving Barkley too much credit here, but I took his comments to mean “we shouldn’t be sitting here looking in at his grief. It’s wrong, this guy needs to be with his family, not thrust into being a spectacle for thousands in person, and millions on TV.” Which is how I felt. Maybe he…

Michael Conforto leading off or GTFO.

Jacob deGrom will be back in the rotation and hoping the surgery he had last September to address nerve pain in his elbow helps him return to his Rookie of Year (2014) or All Star (2015) form after a season of just slightly-above-par pitching.

Marshall is one of my favorite players because of his advocacy for mental illness. The dude got some help for himself and isn’t afraid to put it out there with the intent to others. As someone with struggles of their own, its an offer of hope. 

Brandon Marshall is unjustly maligned in Jets circles for infamously proclaiming he was “going down in the boat with Ryan Fitzpatrick” during the debacle that was last season, as well as his feud with Sheldon Richardson, but as a fan I enjoyed his time with the team and believe he definitely has good football left in…

Do I even want to fucking know what the first word of the Blue Devil’s head tape says this time? Given that it ends with “...Wall St.?”, I’m reasonably certain that I don’t

GANGWAY HOT TAKE COMING THROUGH MAKE A PATH PEOPLE

Steven Malkmus and the Knicks.

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.

As an aside, the suggestion of Bucks-Nuggets as the worst NBA finals is a dead giveaway of someone who doesn’t watch basketball at this point in time.