None of them are, that was kind of my point.

Other honor roll students (besides Eminem)

Look, man. I *said* I was in college.

CAULK BLOCKING, THO.

This story is my life. I used to be called "The Drunken Master" in college, in part because I was capable of doing capoeira - *while blitzed out of my mind on Popov.* Right now, one beer at night, and I'm completely done. And I drink, at most 2x per week. Parent Tolerance is orders of magnitude weaker than Solo Person…

I swear, if it weren't for the fact that it makes me angry all the time, racism would be some seriously funny ish.

Well, this stereotype only emerged because black people were legally prevented from going to whites-only swimming pools during Jim Crow, and socially prevented afterwards. Swimming areas that black people DID have access to were universally crappy, and many soon closed down. So, as usual, wypipo had to come up with…

Well, this stereotype only emerged because black people were legally prevented from going to whites-only swimming pools during Jim Crow, and socially prevented afterwards. Swimming areas that black people DID have access to were universally crappy, and many soon closed down. So, as usual, wypipo had to come up with…

This is all true. Sing it from the rooftops.

Yo, your friend is super fucking racist, and definitely not your friend.

It hurts their feelings to think that maybe, they got where they are not only by hard work, but also because of racism. Admitting that racism exists means white people have to admit that they're on top in part because other people were held down. And that scares them. Better to deny it.

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Truth? Fuck all that shit. Is anyone giving De Niro grief about not looking like he did 35+ years ago? Walken? Fucking Harrison Ford, who is in the same goddamn movie?!? Fuck this guy, and fuck everyone getting all offended that Fisher had the "nerve" to not look exactly as she did in episode IV. Fucking…

Didn't Adler have a stroke? He was a great drummer on Lies and Appetite, stop playin.

In a world with Chris Kattan, Jimmy Fallon, and Rob Schneider, to call Will Ferrell "the most unfunny" is a bit much.

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Goddammit. Well, good looking out.

"Actors who nailed their parts, even though they were Chinamen"

Jesus Christ, please no. Did that actually happen?

That would still be stupid. "Christian Music" covers so many genres, from rap, to funk, to pop, to soul, to gospel, to country, to rock, to metal. Some of it is shit, but so what? Some of all of those genres are shit. Really, the only bad thing you can say about "Christian Music" is that the shit stuff tends to…