I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Yeah, but Okoye won’t be expecting Michonne to re-animate after being killed. Element of surprise.

My mom had a swift and effective cure for any meltdowns.

If you’re a parent, do you risk having a meltdown or do you get your child what’s most appealing to them?

Ok, this article is a joke, right? Because I know somebody else has already pointed that, but I think it would be useful to bring the actual panels:

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Agree with this 100%. I’m not stacking plates because I’m impatient or trying to help out. When there’s annoying cardboard ads, ziosk tablets, and an assload of plates crammed onto a tiny table, something’s gotta give.

If I’m at someplace nice, I leave the plates alone. If I’m at some chain restaurant that insists on…

Considering the amount of sodium involved and the caloric content, sufficient quantities of ramen broth may actually be *literally* heart stopping.

If I had any problems with an alien introduced in TLJ it was the titty-dicked space manatees.

There was a conversation between Poe and Finn (which showed DJ listening in and being interested) where Poe told Finn that the Resistance was planning to abandon the cruiser. The cloaked part wasn’t the key info. Of course they were going to try to be cloaked if that was the plan. It was the abandoning the cruiser…

I was wondering that too but I saw the movie again and if I recall correctly, Finn is told about the plan from Poe (who knew Holdo was loading everybody onto the shuttles but didn’t know exactly what she were doing with them) while they’re on the casino ship and he loudly related it within earshot of the code breaker.

When they’re coming back, Poe warns Finn and Rose that they’re all being loaded into transports. They cut to DJ to show he’s listening. He informs the Imperials that he overheard this; “Well, we don’t see any transports” “Nope, and you didn’t see us enter either, because we were cloaked”, bada bing, big bada boom.

Somewhere there’s an irresponsible spirit named B who’s all like “Whoo, I can mess up this body as much as I want with no consequences! Time to get a mountain of cocaine and go have unprotected sex!”

The fact that Mike Haggar was the one you didn’t recognize and couldn’t even name makes me feel old as hell haha

I ref basketball for MHSA and this is correct. However, the rule allowing for fewer than five players is the same as for college, I think, that the requirement is you have five at tip-off and after that you can have fewer on the court. A few years back a different high school won with 5 players, but they only had four…

I love a good what if story. Disney should put a book out of projects that were never made, kind of like the Art of Star Wars books showing the evolution of designs and characters. It would be great to see the art work and sketches of what could have been.

BTW. thanks for the gallery and no video.

You have to click a link to another gawker family article earlier today @ avclub which provides you a link to an earlier avclub story about it which has the link to a different site that has a screengrab when you scroll down long enough.

C’mon you weren’t even trying! :)

It’s here btw: http://www.thewrap.com/penis-netfli…

-in part because the fights took place in Squirrel Girl-centered stories in which she was the hero destined to win by the editorial powers-that-be.

If you’re a writer at Kotaku, I believe it should be safely assumed that your audience knows the meaning of AFK.