*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

What the fuck is your fucking problem? From what kina’s showing me, you posted this in response to something where I mentioned my grandmother dying. Go die in a fire.

Your grandfather sounds awesome; I’m sorry for your loss.

Why was the judge shown those pics? This seems so nuts. I’m with Jen on this.

“When I was in the 4th grade...”

This may qualify more as holy than sacriligeous. I spent part of my childhood in West Virginia, and our town had a little monument to Robert E. Lee. Supposedly it was the place where he first saw his horse, although that’s the kind of story that could easily be a local myth.

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

We would get so much further if we could treat chemical dependence as the physical health problem that it is. Yes, it’s a moral failing to take pills or heroin or meth or whatever that first time, you suck, blah blah, but after that it would be great if people weren’t shamed out of seeking help.

Sale of cyanide is banned in the US. UPenn did little to address her sexual assault. Please explain what is illegitimate about this. Perhaps it’s that her name is Arya Singh and not Jenny Smith?

Looking forward to them. I’m hoping this turns out as good as behind closed ovens.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

Nancy what are you talking about please

No, I’m saying the exact opposite. It sounds SO bizarre that it seems to me it is more like a Lynch film than actual funeral. It’s the little kid that cinches it for me—the minister ministering away, then perhaps a severe light-shift as a little kid in a suit (kids are ALWAYS creepy in formal wear) walks to the…

Can’t tell if trolling, but....

You’d be surprised. Not only do people not realize this, they also think that cows give milk without needing to get pregnant first and that cows naturally produce a surplus of milk (as opposed to be selectively bred to produce far more than any wild species.) They also think chickens naturally lay enough eggs to leech…

The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?