I automatically type 1995 everywhere because that was the year Clueless came out.

“Nobody is getting hurt if I eat free pancakes three times a day...” Really? Isn’t that pretty much the same thing this guy is doing, and the magazine is encouraging? Imagine if everyone was doing it. The amount of free stuff these places would be giving away doubles, or triples, or quadruples, or whatever...

It’s…

My mom did the same goddamn thing. I think I was 14. He told her I was not. Asshole was wrong, too.

When I was 3 years old, I accidentally murdered my pet goldfish. My mom came into the living room after having one of those “it’s been too quiet for too long” realizations, and found that both I and the goldfish we had procured that morning were missing. She found me a few minutes later, giving the goldfish a tour of…

I was a fat kid and am a slim adult. So I’ve also seen both sides of the coin...I don’t know if I can say I’ve experienced a ‘normal’ weight as my body seems to veer toward either extreme ie very heavy or very slim. In my experience all weights/sizes get comments.

Yep. A thin person gets told to “eat a sammich.” A fat person gets told to kill herself.

Of the following things that women do, what are the most annoying?

He is dangerous. In one episode (the last one I watched) a young woman, high school maybe?... asked him how to handle a guy who would not stop calling her. His answer... “That’s a compliment! You should be flattered he keeps calling”... He is a dangerous man.

If true - by which I don’t mean that I doubt you, only that I haven’t checked - so what?

I usually think these wax figures are pretty well done but... why is she white? And why does she have a different face? Also WHY AM I AGREEING WITH AZAELIA BANKS?

I agree. And the trophy, ribbon, certificate, or whatever is really about finishing the season. My daughter is starting competitive gymnastics this year. She’s putting in six hours a week and there will be a series of competitions. At those, she will only get something if she wins. But at the end of the year, a little…

Eh, I won actual trophies as a kid (although not in sports because I was a frail asthmatic with the physique of an emaciated flamingo) and I’m all in favour of encouraging kids just for participating and doing their best. ‘[...] sometimes your best is not enough’ is a terrible message that, rather than incentivising…

You don’t need to remind most kids on a sports team of that. The ones who aren’t very good are acutely aware of it.

I thought she was a two tailed mermaid.

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

it appears when you go to the site to donate, the money will ultimately go to Doctors Without Borders which makes this even more awesome

There also sometimes comes a time when you make peace with all that and stop faking it because you no longer care what people think. I mean, not 100% but maybe 75%. I have found that to be very very good for my mental health. Mostly now when people see my inadequacies I realize it’s like giving them a present; it…

I posted something a while back, that got hundreds and hundreds of stars and comments, about my feeling that I’m faking it all the time and my anxiety that I will be found out at any moment. I learned that day, from all the comments and support, that it is a wide-spread feeling and that we are all faking it.

If her career were “dying” Jezebel wouldn’t devote headline after headline to her