What the fuck goes on at Boy Scout camps
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Can we really stop making that joke. People don’t get diabetes by eating sweets. It’s largely a genetic predisposition and has to do with a person’s pancreas. Eating large amounts of sugar without the predisposition will likely not net you diabetes, and you can get it even if you eat healthy if it's in your family.…
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Shantoodle.
Well, I’m a woman, and I have a penis, soooo....
Actually, you can’t. And your analogies only work if a person with a cock and balls can’t be a woman, but here I am, so the joke’s on you. Twice.
Women can now go to a women’s college! This marks the end of the women’s college!
This is copied & pasted from the “Why is Smith a Women’s College?” portion of the Smith website. I think it speaks very eloquently to the advantages that can come from choosing Smith (or Women’s colleges in general) over a coed institution:
Or maybe that’s alarmist bullshit.
At the bottom of the bag?
I encountered a Victoria’s Secret heist once. I was a manager at the American Eagle down the hall and on my lunch break. Three individuals loaded up on bras and walked out of the store with the alarm going off because they were fresh out of fucks that day. The manager chased after them and the one man in the group…
Scary Spice wasn’t there? Then it doesn’t count. The only Spice Girl who is allowed to not show up to a Spice Girls reunion is Ginger, for reasons I still discuss weekly with my therapist.
* I don’t understand how it’s even possible not to get that some people dislike certain textures.
Yes!! I hate tomatoes on sandwiches or burgers, or whole/chunky in pasta dishes or soups or something. But I like tomato sauce and salsa (as long as they’re not chunky). People don’t seem to understand there’s a difference.
One gets a sense of dirtiness, even if the guy with the beard is dressed well. Not sexy.
Ebola worker here (currently in Sierra Leone). It’s not at all certain that this was actually sexual transmission - it’s a theory, but not a fact. And just finding RNA in semen does not necessarily mean that it’s able to infect another person - they’ll have to do more research to be certain of that.
Doesn’t like, everything, contain fecal matter, though?
i’m not the only one. i pretty much only like tomatoes if they’re cooked. a lot of people are weirdly defensive about not liking certain foods. like we’re somehow offending them for not liking something.
no, dude. i just don’t like ____, it tastes bad to me. my sister loathes onions. LOATHES them. like, when i used to…
as a reformed asshole-about-tomatoes, I would like to apologize. I still don’t understand WHY so many people find them gross (although I can sort of see it if we’re talking about the seeds), but I’ve come to understand that it’s none of my fucking business why people don’t like the things they don’t like. You do you.
Alright, dear; since I love you despite my scathing break-up letter over your choice of imbibable, alcoholic suds I am going to be sweet about this instead of just tearing your head off. You are outside of this a sage and I should have listened to you about the rabbits. If a rabbit got the chance, it would eat you and…
I’m thinking it’s likely to make Religious Freedom people stop and remember that other people have other religions, and maybe they don’t actually want everyone to be able to say their religion allows them to circumvent the law. At least, the ones who can think that long about Satanists without devolving into a…