We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

Like it? I fucking LOVE it.

I fucking LOVE putting together IKEA furniture. It’s super calming actually. I think it’s because I work at a desk job and it’s nice to do something with my hands every once in a while? Glass of wine, good movie on the screen, and IKEA furniture = perfect.

Title: SAVED BY LESBIANS: how surviving IKEA proved we were meant to be

I never thought about IKEA as a major step in a relationship...until I arrived at IKEA and realized the whole place was laid out exactly like the IKEA where my parents (and my partner’s parents) had taken us both shopping children. Both of us were struggling with Oedipal conflicts before we’d even gotten to the…

My Lego-enthusiast boyfriend is the same. He insists it’s life-size Lego.

I do too. Lego: Scandinavian, step-by-step directions, lots of little pieces that fit together just right in the end, but you have to pay attention to the instructions. Ikea: ditto.

Yeah its like legos with allen wrenches.

I had a metric shit ton of lego as a kid. Ikea furniture gets me.

I like IKEA. I don’t find it stressful or temper-fraying. I enjoy building the furniture; I have assembled furniture for my friends, even, because it’s fun. Snobs and haters can go suck on a FINANSIELL.

Are you really telling gay folks what is and isn’t funny to us? What we’re allowed to make fun of about our own community? You don’t really get to do that...

You’re welcome.

They look scary. Are they scary? Are they something that an adult with the brain and manual dexterity of an idiot child can handle? Hold me.

I am TERRIBLE at doing my hair. I have ultrathin, flat hair that doesn’t hold a curl or hairspray or product very well at all. I can do three things: 1) leave it down (it gets really flat really quickly) 2) put in an anemic pony tail 3) put it in a tiny topknot IF my hair is cooperating and I have time to fuck up a…

You and the other people in the greys making ken doll jokes are really not funny, you know. That’s super offensive and rude.

Lots of men are born without a penis. Lots of them have lovers. How is this news unless you are transphobic?

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

I don’t want to make this about me but .. two days ago, I told someone off for using the word tran*y and was instead subjected to more transphobic commentary, and this was someone who I was close to, and I was coming out to them. I identify as genderqueer and this interview & along with what I had to go through two…

I am so happy for him. Forty years ago, I was a little girl who wanted to be Bruce Jenner. I wish I had known how much he wanted to be more like me. He embodied strength and endurance, and still will. I am giddy with delight that he is open and getting to be accepted and loved for himself.

“So sorry for your loss.”