"And Canada came back from 2-0 to tie the game in the last five minutes of play and then beat the U.S. in a shootout. That is a goddamn game."

But it badly needs an editor. Two errors in the first paragraph
alone! " … a perfect balance of warm and sarcasm." and "… they slip on the banana peel. But for that sleep to be funny at all …"
Unreadable.