Just saw it. It joins Guardians as my non-Avengers favorite. Pitch-perfect in every way.

The X-Cons need a Netflix show, with Sonny Burch as the big bad.

1999 in a nutshell.

Also,

JJ/Keri reunion in space? Fucking hell, Disney does want me to come back to the fold.

Maybe I need to revisit it. All my memories of Kate are of a badass leader whose personal chaos (mostly) didn’t get in the way of doing the best she could for the people that came to rely on her.

But I’m a total EL fanboy, so the rose-colored glasses may be strong with me.

And the fact that Sawyer was such a misogynistic, racist asshole yet somehow Kate fell in love with him is ridiculous. I mean, one could chalk that up to her “daddy issues” but still.

That’s how Italians say “bless your heart”. 

Torts needs a chill suppository. “Winning culture” means he’ll now be surrounded by people who have actually won the Cup in recent years. It’s not a slight on Torts at all. Columbus may have a winning attitude, but a winning CULTURE comes only from actually winning.

But if you don’t, then a female actress is physically suitable to play the part.

If a movie were being made of Caitlyn Jenner’s life, would you deem it necessary to cast a trans woman to portray her, even in scenes during her life as Bruce?

Did Tex Gill medically transition? If not, then a female actress would be perfectly eligible for the part.

Spot on. If this were South Africa enforcing assimilation on new arrivals, they’d probably write a three-part series on “ugly Americans” not respecting their hosts. And I say this as an immigrant myself. If you want to move to a new country, become part of it, don’t try to recreate the one you left in the first place.

“Disruption” is great when you know your wealth and freedom won’t be affected. 

If Rebel Wilson doesn’t play Faith, I’m not interested. 

It takes a special kind of ignorance to parrot England’s unearned smugness about their bracket without being actually English, low-rent Alexi Lalas.

A Spanish name isn’t a descriptor of race. Ramos looks plenty white to me.

They took the shooter in alive? I’m guessing blame will be placed on “many sides” and we’ll be reminded of the “many fine people on both sides” any second now.

And Jon Kasdan wrote Solo. Shit or manure, which one do you want?

It’s the result of de-aging their older faces, rather than recreating the younger ones. Your facial structure doesn’t remain exactly the same under the skin. Muscle sags. Look at Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell in Tron and Guardians of the Galaxy. They look ever so slightly off from what we know their young selves…

Hey, Stein voters? FUCK YOU

Curbstomped ‘im.

Wife-beating cokehead had a health scare? Hang on, trying to feel upset.