That fits a lot better

I like that take!

Besides, why should Luke, who lived a completely different life with totally different moral failings have the same characterization as Kenobi?

According to the now-obsolete EU, Owen had warned Ben off trying to have any kind of relationship with Luke. 

Sure, that’s why he held on to Anakin’s lightsaber and handed it over to Luke as soon as he had the opportunity.

If BB8 hadn’t fallen into Rey’s lap with a holo map to Luke’s location, and begging to be reunited with Poe and the Resistance, she would have stayed on Jakku all her life, ending up like that old woman she sat across while they cleaned their loot.

Once the script magicked their respective hero’s journey into motion,…

Except Ben Kenobi wasn’t a recluse, he was watching over Luke, waiting for the right time to train him. it was him who had to talk Luke into going on an adventure with him.

If we had gotten a truly Kenobi-esque Luke, 99% of the hate towards TLJ wouldn’t have happened.

“And this is only the beginning. This sixties bit was just a sniff. The sixties was just waking up in the morning, and we haven’t even got to dinner time yet. And I can’t wait, you know, I just can’t wait. I’m so glad to be around. And it’s just gonna be great and there’s gonna be more and more of us. (humorously, to…

and having “bold and fierce” faces with “black eyes.”

But if they bring back ghost Ben, how are they gonna kill him off to meet the quota of one classic character being mishandled and killed in each sequel?

If it was a toupee, it would actually look real (see video). What Trump has is a terminal case of being too proud for cosmetic help, but not too proud to look like a pathetic old man with a combover.

The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham. Fuck you, Lindeloff. Double fuck you, Cuse.

“Hey I really like this title. Let’s contrive a story where we get to use it even if nothing about it makes sense.”

Doctor Strange let things unfold exactly as they needed to in order to bring about the timeline where the heroes win. He could have set up a plan that wouldn’t let Star Lord get close to Thanos, but he let it happen, because it was supposed to happen that way.

(Why yes, I am aware that I just seriousposted on a humor…

Hate to break it to you, but you totally misread Siete Ocho’s post.

Average fan: “African names are so complicated!”

Iceland: “Hold our beergurdnarsson”

And while you were writing that lovely epilogue, Nigeria went and gave Argentina a new lease on life.

Uh what? What do you think I’m hiding here? 

No, I accidentally dismissed your first reply, so the whole chain went away. I tried to get it back, but there doesn’t seem to be a way. I own my hot takes :p

Luke was a whiny depressive in the first two movies