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The move away from superarticulated figures (outside the Black Series), and the meager selection of TLJ figures (still waiting on Luke’s Force-projection figure) had turned me off SW action figures almost completely.

But this? This does put a smile on my face. Best characters to come out of Disney Star Wars, including

And Jughead is being made “old-timey” according to our modern idea of the 40s by having him in a newsboy cap, even though his whoopie cap was already a thing when he debuted... In 1941.

Maybe there is more to the story

The Last Jedi wasn’t boycotted. It was the catalyst that led to some fans boycotting Solo. I paid to TLJ twice, then left halfway through my second viewing, once it hit me that I was just there out of brand loyalty.

Way to go, you fucking toxic nerds. Solo was a good movie.

Spoiler alert: There’s not gonna be a Boba Fett movie.

How much vibranium does it contain?

Undergoing training, performing a difficult jump dozens of times just to get the right shot, when most actors and directors would have tried to fake it with CGI. Yeah, that’s respect for his craft.

I will never forget.

I will never forget.

In what way is hassling Cebulski “calling out white supremacy”?

I couldn’t have made up a better illustration of my post if I tried, so thanks, I guess?

Continue eating your own, idiots. And then wonder wtf happened when Trump is re-elected.

A non de plume being dinged for cultural appropriation, this is the world we live in now, I guess.

You know how people know you’re a shitty parent? Because you seemingly can’t conceive of there being a difference between a child being noisy and a child being a disruptive little shit.

Where are those people? Please point them out.

Turns out The Last Jedi’s slow-motion chase had a basis in reality, who knew. I owe Rian Johnson an apology for calling it contrived.

Yeah, using genuine disabilities/conditions to excuse shitty kids is such an asshole move that it kind of explains why there are so many shitty kids running around. They never had a chance, with a society so ready to excuse them at the expense of actual kids on the spectrum.

We’re going Guardians of the Galaxy on Wonder Woman? I’m all for it. Can’t wait for the soundtrack, and it better include Queen’s “Hammer To Fall”

I saw it twice in theaters. When I lived in an oil town in the middle of a sparsely populated peninsula in Venezuela where a single cinema serviced three towns. Options were scant.

I guess we can thank Schumacher and Goldsman for killing off campy superhero movies with no respect for the source material, at least.

Gawker made a lot of its revenue on hate-readers. You should appreciate us more, dude.