If you need him, he’ll be over there talking to Native American Joe Pesci.

I can comment on that!

Hurry, Mr. Godot! We’ve got a disenchanted movie critic reviewing another Men In Black movie!

Well, I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks—folks from a Hollywood where values are ... different. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a dramatic, intimate, smaller story, a story about a cosmic space force, and you slick movie-reviewers took ‘em for…

I used to tie onions to my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Is pitchfork even relevant anymore to the pop music consumers that matter (teens?)  My guess is they are about where Rolling Stone was in the 80s these days.

Now he has to marry his mother in law!

[Bottle flip]

You: “Aren’t you scared of the MS-13?”

I mean, someone on this network of sites (I wanna say Splinter) actually called the Trump Administration period the darkest point in human history. According to the media, everything was peachy-keen until about 4 or 5 years ago. 

I conkurrr.

Should’ve titled it Divas. After all, they’re the female version of hustlers.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Anyway, Brasky decides he’s gonna hunt down and kill all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills each one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle.

You’ve already seen the most mediocre movie ever - it’s called Solo.

Hey Dennis

I’m definitely the type to get wrapped up in a conversation and stay at a restaurant for a long time on dates, but I would never be offended if the server came and said that people were waiting and it needed to be turned over. If the conversation is that lovely it will easily transfer to a walk or another bar. 

I believe Tyson is still scheduled to be in the new Scooby-Doo cartoon premiering later this year.

Maybe, could be you’re 100% right.

“I’ll be back. Prob-probably.”